A wife went to the doctor to get help for her husband’s erectile dysfunction. “Oh, he needs Viagra.” The doctor said. “No, he won’t take any pills, not even an aspirin.” “Well, give him an Irish Viagra—crouch up the pill and put it in his coffee.”
A day or two later the wife ran into the doctor and he asked how things went. “Ugh!” She blurted. “What happened, didn’t you have great love making?” The doctor asked. “Oh yes,”she said, “but I can’t ever show my face at Starbuck’s again!.”